Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Today is a day of mourning

There will be no 10 today. Jessica Alba is pregnant. Cash Warren, a director's assistant on the Fantastic Four movie, is the father. Welcome new K-Fed. Everyone knows having a kid saves a relationship. If you wanted a production assistant, I would have gladly volunteered and I'm higher ranked than that....sadness...your hotness will be missed because in the months that you are pregnant, you'll be replaced by some starlet.

1 comment:

Scott said...

I would like to point out that there is a silver lining here. Before that parasite in her stomach grows, Alba's tits are going to get much bigger. And I think thats a good thing. Now we get to answer the age-old question of "would you look hotter with DD's?" I see this as a bonus.