Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Today is a day of mourning
There will be no 10 today. Jessica Alba is pregnant. Cash Warren, a director's assistant on the Fantastic Four movie, is the father. Welcome new K-Fed. Everyone knows having a kid saves a relationship. If you wanted a production assistant, I would have gladly volunteered and I'm higher ranked than that....sadness...your hotness will be missed because in the months that you are pregnant, you'll be replaced by some starlet.
Posted by Edmund Dantes at 6:55 AM