In recent years, the Bush Administration's Justice Department has perpetrated the lie that voter fraud in rampant across the country. Even more galling is the idea that all this voter fraud is being committed only by Democrats. For the longest time, I thought the Justice Department was full of crap and that this was a shameless attempt to politicize the Justice Department and illegally build a Republican majority.
But as is so often the case, new information has come to light that makes me think they might have been on to something. Voter fraud is indeed happening my friends. And it takes some of the most nefarious guises as it infects our great democracy. Where is this voter fraud happening? Right here at Mr. Brooks Knocked Up Nancy Drew. You may have noticed that Norm Coleman recently overtook Lindsay Graham in our poll for which senator will be outed as gay. It turns out that Coleman has generated all these votes through the illicit multiple voting of one Robert Olker. He is attempting to circumvent the system and he must be stopped. That is why I call on all reasoned individuals to form a lynch mob. If you see this man, I'm not going to say you should kill him. But if you could make him "not alive" you will have saved America from terrorism. He is now Public Enemy #1 here at Mr. Brooks Knocked Up Nancy Drew.