Though this has been a dark time for Mr. Brooks Knocked Up Nancy Drew, I am proud to say that the Civil War has ended. And just like that minor Civil War that gripped the USA in the 1860's, our Civil War has ended in an inevitable manner that has restored honor and ended tyranny. Also slavery. With the end of the poll to determine who would be the next outted Senator, it is my pleasure to say that the internet has voted for Senator Lindsay Graham (R-SC).
Congratulations, Senator Chocolate Thief